Wednesday, September 08, 2010

27/365 and Men

Things I don't understand about men:

  1. Their fascination with boobs
  2. Their obsession with explosions/weapons
  3. Their ability to quote entire movie scripts at random
  4. Their never-ending appetites
  5. The way they either dress:
    a) with reckless abandon
    b) like they try but don't get it
    c) like a gay Leprechaun stylist lives in their closet and shops/picks out their clothes for them
  6. Why farting provides inexhaustible hilarity (the dutch oven, for example)
  7. Porn
  8. Princess Leia's slave costume
None of these are about Mike.  With the exception of #1, 3, 4, 6 and 8. 

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